O GOD OF CANADA CHRIS JERICHO. HEAL YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMAN AND THIS COLUMN'S USUAL AUTHOR QUICKLY.
Hey all, and welcome to a very late edition of Forum News. I’m your not-usual humble host, Brett Hatfield, filling in for my esteemed colleague Pat this week. Apparently he’s sick, and while I’m of the belief he’s just trying to get out of doing work, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt here and wish him a speedy recovery. But do ya wanna know what would make him feel extra special super duper (other than me never saying “extra special super duper” ever again)? You registering and participating in our forums, of course! And after you do that, come back here and hit the jump for what’s been goin’ down on our little slice of the internets.
So, last time, Pat’s challenges were as follows.
1. Make Fallout New Vegas into a Sega game.
2. Show me something new that I can’t unsee.
3. Have more activity in the Bananas and Pepsi Max section.
4. Have more activity in the Music/Movies/Books/Comics/Stuff section.
5. Panthers (Or, give me more suggestions on what to do with the challenges).
And YOU. ALL. FAILED. COMPLETELY FAILED. BIG FAT FAILURE TURTLES, THE LOT OF YA. Nevermind that I didn’t complete any of them myself, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL ON YOU.
Overreactions aside, there really wasn’t that much action on the forums this week. To be blunt, it was one of the most inactive weeks I’ve seen since the beginning. This will not do comrades! So I’m giving you your lone challenge for the week early: Just post. Be active. It’s no fun when there’s just one or two people posting for the most part! It’s easy enough to accomplish, so don’t you dare let me down!
You see this? Fail to meet the challenge, and I'll track you down and force you to watch a slideshow full of this.
