It’s been weeks in the making, but it’s finally come to be: a Not-So Classic Games article on perhaps the most notorious Sega game of our generation – Sonic The Hedgehog (2006). This game came out 15 years after Sonic’s first game Sonic the Hedgehog (1991), so in that way…
And now, for the sequel! That’s right Sega-addicts, if you don’t remember the garbage that I had to roll around in last week go ahead and check it out. Somehow the developers took a look at the feces that was that game and thought “yeah, that’s pretty good” and made…
So it’s the early 1990’s and it’s your job to sell a lot of gaming computers, but you can only do one thing to build interest in your machines. Do you: a) Launch some radical ads in magazines and on T.V? b) Get a bunch of celebrities to endorse your…
With Halloween fast approaching I felt it necessary to do a couple of Halloween themed Not-So Classic Games features. Then I remembered that I promised a friend I would do this game. Then I remembered that one when I was little I dressed up as Batman, and when I was…
Get excited for this one, Sega-addicts; Divine Sealing is an unlicensed game. Is it a game so bad that Sega deemed it unsellable? No, actually it’s pornographic. Coincidentally, it is also quite bad, so I’m going to tear it apart. I’m also going to keep it safe for work, so…
In the past few weeks I’ve mentioned that not all of the games I play are completely terrible. Many have redeeming qualities or were once enjoyable, but have not aged well. I’ve provided these examples to show just how terrible the games I was playing were by comparison. This week,…
A lot of the games I do for this feature are abysmal failures. Sure, games like Columns and Super Thunder Blade just haven’t aged well, but were generally decent in their day. Most of the other games I’ve done are and have always been terrible games. A lot fall under…