SEX! BOOBIES! PENIS! RAPE! All these are tantalising words that are so sexy, anyone who just read them are probably humping the nearest dustbin right now. And now that I got your attention shamelessly I can moan about how shitty Sega is or whatever else I do. Actually those words…
I like comics. Although I’ve never read any of the Sonic Archie comics. I’ve heard they’re good. Good for your mind. Good for your non-existent soul. If you don’t like them, you’re a terrible person, etc. But I digress. What I haven’t said yet is that at this years Summer…
Do you like to mess up your body by drinking horrible energy drinks when not even doing anything remotely deserving of an extra energy boost? Do you also like Sonic the Hedgehog enough to buy a liquid only related to him by his face being on the can? THEN THIS…
For anyone who doesn’t know, the Sega CD and the 32X go hand in hand. They’re partners in shit, if you will. Basically what I’m saying is that with my last article, you probably expected this one. If you didn’t then go back and read the previous one before you read this….
There’s been a lot of Summer of Sonic news lately, huh? Well this is probably the most exciting news so far, because Sonic rock band and non-teen sensation, Crush 40 will be at the convention, and may even sing a song or two if you’ve been very good boys and…
Remember a while ago when I told you about that awesome Sonic figure? Well that figure of course was made by the awesome First 4 Figures. So imagine my surprise when I find out that the very same company has teamed up with the Summer of Sonic convention. Basically since…
Well here’s a deal that’s sure to make you climax! OH-HO-HO-HO-OH! Now if you need to throw up after that pun, I’ll understand, but first let me tell you about this deal. Basically the PSN store hs performed some fairy magic and the game is now mystically $4.99 till the…