I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth (whip it!), I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good!)!
Hop up out the bed turn my swag on, ain’t no sense listenin’ to them Shinobis cuz we whip em off. And we ain’t doing nothing wrong, so Musashi don’t tell me nothing, i’m just tryna have fun, so keep my Neo Zeed jumpin’.
So yeah, when heads of evil organizations and terrible hip hop meet, magic is made. Who remembers getting to the end of Revenge of Shinobi and being a bit confused and creeped out by the giant, hair-swinging devil-faced Zeed? I’ll always remember this game for introducing my nerdy, adolescent gaijin self to the bizarre spectacle of kabuki. YOOOOO!!!!!
The play is over! Exits are to your left. But we’ll be back with another performance next week, and don’t forget to meet the rest of the cast on your way out.