Yes! This week’s character, Professor Charles Xavier, comes to us from the X-Men comic book, where… hang on, my producer’s saying something to me. What is it, Leopold? Oh, really? Not that Xavier? And we’re live? So I look like a total ass hat? Fair enough. Okay, I’ll tell…
…They are the egg men (wooo!). I am the walrus–coo-coo cachoo! Okay, most of you are probably too young to know that song, but it at least should give you a pretty solid hint as to this week’s character. Need another? His name is Polish for “worker”. He’s also good…
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth (whip it!), I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good!)! Hop up out the bed turn my swag on, ain’t no sense listenin’ to them Shinobis cuz…
What if I told you our fighter this week comes all the way from Armstone City, where his dad is a councilman? What if I told you that he rebelled as a youth, dropped out of high school and started a band called Death Crunch? What if you just…
Only one what? How’s about you hit that jump to find out, hmm?
Word! Are you Poindexters real enough for this week’s funky character? Don’t be a doofus and hit that jump to prove it!
Enough messing around! It’s time for our first Sega villain for this game! Hit the jump to see which dastardly deed-doer made the cut.