Sonic the Hedge-thong is now available

For over 20 years now, Sonic has been protecting the chaos emeralds from Dr. Robotnik.  Now Sonic can help protect your jewels.  Sears is currently selling thongs featuring Sonic the Hedgehog.  Sonic is situated on the front of the thong, giving viewers a thumbs up.  Also available are thongs featuring Knuckles, Tails, and Shadow.  The thongs are being sold for $15.97 each.  Sears describes the  underwear as having a “sexy classic low rise” with “minimalistic design”.

Would you consider replacing your “banana hammock” with a “hedgehog hammock”?

[Source: Sears]

  • Has anyone else ever noticed how similar Sears logo is to Sega’s?

  • Manic Maverick

    MALE THONGS.

    Where’s Mike when you need him?

  • Josh Newey

    @Alex
    ……………..Dude, you just blew my mind.

  • John Doherty

    Just ordered one.

    We should all mail one to Mike.

  • I expect a full review from Mike.

    And I was almost confused when I saw Sear’s logo, thinking that someone photo-shopped it with a Sega-look. But hey, I don’t shop at Sear’s much.

  • Stan Spurgiesz


    Alex Riggen:

    Has anyone else ever noticed how similar Sears logo is to Sega’s?

    I noticed that as well! I wonder which company created the logo aesthetic first. CNN’s logo font has always reminded me of Sega as well.

  • grolt

    pics or gtfo!

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