Welcome back, true believers! Who’s this week’s character, you’re asking? Well, here’s a hint: she’s a tall blond, brainwashed to kill her brother and forever doomed to wear skin-tight jumpsuits. Y’know, a real girl-next-door. Now, hit that jump!
Well, well! Back for more, eh? Well, you’d better be careful, because if you hit the jump, you’ll be cursed. Don’t believe me? Then go for it. What are you afraid of?
What character in Sega’s history could possibly be weird enough to share The Fantasy Zone universe with Opa Opa? How’s about you hit that jump to find out?
Are you as sick of sparkly vampires as I am? Hit the jump to see a vampire the way nature intended: rotting, disgusting and ready to bust your face open with Jeet Kun Do.
“There is no Nights!” Wanna bet, Reala? Hit the jump, you sassy jester!
This week, a musical interlude: I ain’t gonna let it get to me, I’m just gonna creep. Down in Pumpkin Hill I gots ta find my lost piece. I know that it’s here–I can sense it in my feet. The Great Emerald’s power allows me to feel.
Welcome, once again! Here’s a hint for this week’s character: he’s a prince, he has a huge fist and wears jumpsuits. That sounds like the set up for a dirty joke, but I promise there won’t be one if you hit the jump.