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Forum News: Fun-size edition

Hey, Sega-addicts. This post is going to be fairly short because I am in essay hell right now and also because last week’s Forum News is still fairly up-to-date. The most important thing I need to point out is that we exceeded my expectations this week – there was lots…

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Retro Review: Castlevania – Bloodlines

I really have to hand it to Konami. I can’t think of another developer with such a track record of catering for platforms that aren’t exactly the one they’ve seen the most success with. The Contra and Castlevania series were both typically Nintendo properties, starting off on the NES before releasing…

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Top 10 Worst Sega Sex Symbols

SEX! BOOBIES! PENIS! RAPE! All these are tantalising words that are so sexy, anyone who just read them are probably humping the nearest dustbin right now. And now that I got your attention shamelessly I can moan about how shitty Sega is or whatever else I do. Actually those words…