The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, i.e. “that show you watched before school in the morning if you are in your late 20’s to early 30’s” is now available for instant streaming on Netflix, providing a much needed alternative to Sonic Underground.
Do not worry about thinking of a way to justify its position in your instant que to your boyfriend/girlfriend/counter-part-in-marriage. They already love you for who you are.
Update: The “Sonic Sez” segments appear to be intact. If someone has been touching you and you are not sure what to do about it, grab a beer and watch a few episodes.